Countdown to Kickoff
When the clock hits zero, shirts come off and the group chat goes feral.
Kickoff: Thu, May 21, 2026 · 12:00 PM PT
The House
🐺 The Wolf Pack
2 Queen Beds + 2 Twin Beds · sleeps 6
🐻 The Bear Cave
2 Queen Beds + 2 Twin Beds · sleeps 6
🦁 The Lion's Den
1 King Bed + 1 Twin Bed · sleeps 3 · Marcin
🦈 The Shark Tank
2 Queen Beds + 1 Twin Bed · sleeps 5
🦅 The Eagle's Nest
2 Queen Beds · sleeps 4
🦉 The Owl's Roost
1 Queen Bed · sleeps 2
First come, first served — except the Lion's Den. Don't be weird about it.
Itinerary
Loose structure, tight chaos. Final details drop as we lock them in.
Touchdown San DiegoWhale's Vagina
- Arrivals throughout the day · SAN airport → HQ
- Unpack, settle in, stock the fridge, open the first one
- Fire up the grill · house cookout to kick things off
- Hit up local bars in the evening · ease into it
Choose Your Own Adventure
Pick a daytime mission. Both end the same way: bar crawl in SD.
Boat Ride · Mission Bay
- Daytime charter on the bay · cruise the harbor
- Cold ones, sunscreen, speakers loud
- Back to HQ · rinse, refuel, regroup
- Evening bar crawl · SD nightlife rotation
Tijuana Day Trip
- 🇲🇽 Cross the border · bring your passport
- Tacos + tequila on Avenida Revolución
- Questionable decisions south of the border
- Back to HQ · rinse, refuel, regroup
- Evening bar crawl · SD nightlife rotation
Pacific Beach · Locked In
- Beach day at Pacific Beach · sun, sand, cold ones
- 🏄 Optional surfing add-on · boards + lessons for the brave
- Boardwalk drift · refuel, regroup, reapply sunscreen
- Beach bar crawl · PB rotation, the night we'll selectively remember
Last Light
- Recovery brunch · hair of the dog
- Optional beach cool-down · zero-obligation zone
- Checkout by 11am · stagger departures
- Hugs, receipts, radio silence agreement
Marcin Stats
Independently verified by the group chat. Margin of error: plus or minus one charm offensive.
Certified Marcin
Patches earned over a decade of being the most likable guy in every room he enters.
The Vibes
Live-ish readings for weekend atmospherics. Dress accordingly.
Beach · Bars · Bets
Filter by neighborhood to see what's nearby. Tap any card to open in Maps.
PB Shore Club
Basically on the beach. Outdoor deck with a good view.
Grass Skirt
Tiki bar. Needs reservations.
El Prez
Basically on the beach. Outdoor rooftop.
Open Bar
Actual dive bar. Cheap drinks. Smaller spot.
Cass St Bar & Grill
Pitchers, shuffleboard, sports bar type.
Waterbar
Bigger space. DJ at 10.
Mavericks
Huge sports bar. Game on, big crowd.
Backyard Kitchen & Tap
Huge indoor/outdoor space. Long tables, craft beer list. Back bar runs karaoke Friday.
Moonshine
Country bar.
Firehouse
Local DJs, club area. Rooftop with food too.
The Tavern
Keg service straight to your table.
Breakpoint
Big spot. Has a bowling alley.
Silver Fox
Dive bar. Classic basement.
Nite Owl
Dive bar. Classic.
Thrusters Lounge
Surf bar. Looks cool.
Lahaina Beach House
Oceanfront bar & grill. Breakfast burritos, burgers, sunset deck.
Pacific Beach
Boardwalk chaos, good surf, Marcin's element.
Pizza Port
Pitchers and pies. Long picnic-style tables, made for big crews.
OB Brewery
Three levels. Rooftop with pier views. Heavy apps and local brews.
Mission Bay Charter
Saturday boat op. Sunscreen is not optional.
Spigot
Dive bar. Classic.
Mike Hess Brewing
Massive tasting room. Bridge over the brewing tanks. City Tacos stand inside.
North Park Beer Co.
Modern craftsman hall. Strong kitchen — try the smash burgers.
Great Maple
Maple bacon donuts. Recovery-grade carbs.
Bronx Pizza
Best thin-crust in the city. Cash-only, no-frills, fast.
Hillcrest Brewing
First gay brewery in the world. Stone-fired pizzas, funny beer names.
The Shout House
Dueling piano bar.
Double Deuce
Country bar with bull riding.
Half Door Brewing
Converted house near Petco Park. Front porch, pub menu, big-group friendly.
The Field
Authentic Irish pub. Rowdy lunch, rounds of Guinness.
Gaslamp Rotation
FLUXX / Parq / Onyx. Pick your poison.
Salud Tacos
Iconic SD. Chicano car culture vibes, incredible street tacos.
Border X Brewing
Mexican-style craft beer. Abuelita Chocolate Stout, Horchata Cream Ale.
Born & Raised
Steakhouse with theater. Dress code sharp.
False Idol
Speakeasy tiki, reservations only. Clock in sharp.
Top of the Hyatt
40th floor. Cocktails. Golden hour is mandatory.
The Crew
Final lineup confirms in the chat. If your name is missing, yell at whoever's organizing.
Things to Bring
Tap to check off. Progress saves locally — the only accountability we offer.
Group Chat HQ
All real-time logistics happen here. Turn on notifications. Leave your read-receipt excuses at home.
FAQ
What's the dress code?
Beach by day, smart-casual by night, one fit upgrade for the main event. Think linen, good sneakers, a blazer that doesn't wrinkle. Bring one loud shirt.
How much should I budget?
$500 per person covers the house plus drinks, snacks, and meats at the house. Anything outside the house (bars, dinners, ride shares, the TJ trip) is on you.
Is Cody coming?
Cody is here in spirit, on the website, and in every group photo in our hearts. (Cody is not physically coming.)
What airport?
SAN · San Diego International (a.k.a. Whale's Vagina). ~10 min from the house. Ride share or split an Uber XL from arrivals.
Can I arrive late / leave early?
Yes. Tell the chat so we don't schedule around ghosts. Flight info welcome.
What's the house situation?
Private rental in Grant Hill. Couch spots first-come-first-served. Be a good houseguest or be a cautionary tale.
Dry day?
Sunday morning is informally a chill zone. Respect thy liver.